I cannot wait for this election season to be over.

Today’s presidential candidates have a problem: They’re old. This isn’t necessarily the worst thing — I mean, it’s not great, but it’s not terrible. In fact, some people believe that age inherently confers a sort of wisdom, no matter if you’ve spent the past three decades studying or jerking off, so you’ve got that to look forward to in your elderly years.

Where age does become a problem is campaigning. How are you supposed to relate to the kids if you can’t even understand them? And how are you supposed to know if your economic promises are skibidi?

This has put candidates and their surrogates in the unenviable position of having to do things that they wouldn’t only rather not do, but that they don’t understand in the slightest. For example, Bernie Sanders recently went on a campaign call where he was confronted by a Vtuber. A catboy Vtuber.